I should of deleted this page months ago, but I didn't, and now we all have to live with the consequences! Even if you're just passing, you probably scanned through the first sentence or two of this journal entry, wasting approximately two seconds of your busy life, time better spent lifting your fat arse off the sofa and crawling over to the kitchen like some sort of vast slug. Well, it can't do to be wasting time in an economic crisis! Go out and have a dance-about in a field somewhere, it'll be infinitely more productive.

I'm going to use Livejournal instead, I'm never going to upload a deviation or anything so why bother? I'll just sit there in front of the TV watching Peep Show and eating crisps instead.





(PS. I PASSED THE TESTS FOR THAT APPRENTICESHIP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm going to get a placement I know it because I am the most awesome person and you can't touch me and oh god I feel good right now)

(PPS. fuck greenscale)

Even though the gameplay itself is poor and the AI is atrocious, Soldier of Fortune 3 manages to be one of the most fun games ever. Check out this Youtube video I made earlier: [link] (no, I don't like that music either, it's not meant to be serious). Basically the game is about shooting arabs and various other ethnic stereotypes and having their limbs fly everywhere. The weapons feel really good to use too, the shotguns in particular are great. I was really blown away by how fun such a shitty budget game actually turned out to be... even though it's basically a ridiculous cartoon gore murder simulator and the developers should be ashamed of themselves

Anyway! Gonna check the newspaper today for a place, hopefully get a reply about the apprenticeship? Like I'll be so lucky.

I had my interview today! It was... well, I don't know, I've never had one before. The guy kept trying to trip me up on things in my CURRICULUM VITAE and I wasn't really sure what I was talking about half of the time. But whatever! The others were mostly just out of high school, I bet they were even rubbish-er. I totally aced the numeracy test, probably. I mean, it looked aced. It had that "I've just been aced" air to it. I probably passed the literacy one too, although I hate it for asking me what duplicitous means... I did half know it, I wrote down "manipulative and secretive" which isn't entirely wrong but not quite right either. Thank God they didn't ask me to pronounce the word, I've been trying all day and it doesn't come out right. Dup lis it us? I'm not sure.

So yeah... yay! I can't wait for a reply. I'm too tired to type more. zzzzzzzzz